Just to say I'm blown away by the wit of this group! I have loved the
ideas and often fallen about laughing with the brilliance of the ideas -
so many thanks for all who've contributed to the thread.

James
--
James Brown

"George Booth" wrote in message
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"James Brown" wrote in message
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The wife suggested a thread on the lines of the 'I'm sorry I haven't a
clue' prog.

One for starters:

Mr and Mrs Thanitwasyesterday and their dismal daughter, Claudia
Thanitwasyesterday


Any more?

...and fresh from a 1-0 win at the weekend, Vorti City.

Jon.

On Mon, 23 Feb 2004 16:29:28 -0000, "Alan Gardiner"
wrote:


"Tom Bennett" wrote in message
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"Jack Harrison" wrote:..

It's off topic, but I can't resist mentioning the name of a girl at my
wife's school that she still giggles about donkey's years later:
Faye Lopian

I once knew a very nice bloke whose parents had called "Wayne King" and
went to school with a Pete Green During the school assembly roll-call, he
had to put his hand up to: "Green P." which never failed to amuse someone
or other.

I then went to college with a Peter Sweet!

- Tom.

- Tom.

I know someone who went to school with someone with the surname Darcy and
the initials RC; no prizes fro guessing what he was called by his peers. I
have also seen the name House associated with the initial P in a cricket
scorebook.

Annette Kerton went to my school.


--
Paul

"James Brown" wrote in message
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Just to say I'm blown away by the wit of this group! I
have loved the
ideas and often fallen about laughing with the brilliance
of the ideas -
so many thanks for all who've contributed to the thread.

James
--
James Brown

Nice to see some foreigners have made it to the Ball.
There's the gangly Dutchman, Week Rij, with his Norwegian
mistress, always has a cold but likes to get going in the
morning, that's Nord Early Flo. No sign of the French
however, they always get the day wrong, and arrive on Lundy.
Nice to see Denis Norden tonight, he's just come straight
from presenting All Wight on the Night.

Robert

On Mon, 23 Feb 2004 21:58:40 +0000, James Brown wrote:

Just to say I'm blown away by the wit of this group! I have loved the
ideas and often fallen about laughing with the brilliance of the ideas -
so many thanks for all who've contributed to the thread.

And thank you, the grandfather of soul and master of funk, for more than 40
years of good music.

JPG


James

In message , JPG
writes
On Mon, 23 Feb 2004 21:58:40 +0000, James Brown
wrote:

Just to say I'm blown away by the wit of this group! I have loved the
ideas and often fallen about laughing with the brilliance of the ideas -
so many thanks for all who've contributed to the thread.

And thank you, the grandfather of soul and master of funk, for more than 40
years of good music.

JPG


James


You've rumbled me!

JB
--
James Brown

"James Brown" wrote in message
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In message , JPG
writes
On Mon, 23 Feb 2004 21:58:40 +0000, James Brown
wrote:

Just to say I'm blown away by the wit of this group! I have loved the
ideas and often fallen about laughing with the brilliance of the ideas -
so many thanks for all who've contributed to the thread.

And thank you, the grandfather of soul and master of funk, for more than
40
years of good music.

JPG


James


You've rumbled me!

JB
--
James Brown

Getting back to the Ball. I hear the Ministry Of Defence, next door, are
getting annoyed about the level of noise from the Ball and have been
measuring the decibel levels. . Look out here's a telegram from them : MOD
IRATE TO INCREASING HIGH PRESSURE.

Robert

Robert says...

I hear the Ministry Of Defence, next door, are
getting annoyed about the level of noise from the Ball

The rumpus is due to a huge fracas at the bar... Apparently they have run out
of Lager and Bitter.

The manager was last seen flying through a window exclaiming, "I told you...
at least there will be Mild"


Kevin

"SpursKevin" wrote in message
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Robert says...

I hear the Ministry Of Defence, next door, are
getting annoyed about the level of noise from the Ball

The rumpus is due to a huge fracas at the bar... Apparently they have run
out
of Lager and Bitter.

The manager was last seen flying through a window exclaiming, "I told
you...
at least there will be Mild"

Hard to decide but I would nominate that for the best line of the lot :-))

Jim Webster


Kevin

"Jim Webster" wrote in message
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"SpursKevin" wrote in message
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Robert says...

I hear the Ministry Of Defence, next door, are
getting annoyed about the level of noise from the Ball

The rumpus is due to a huge fracas at the bar... Apparently they have
run
out
of Lager and Bitter.

The manager was last seen flying through a window exclaiming, "I told
you...
at least there will be Mild"

Hard to decide but I would nominate that for the best line of the lot :-))

Jim Webster


Kevin

Achtung! Welcome to that famous German politician Herr Schnapp...... in
fact to use his full title : Chancellor Kohl Schnapp!

Robert