"Robert Hill" wrote in message
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"Jim Webster" wrote in message
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"SpursKevin" wrote in message
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Robert says...

I hear the Ministry Of Defence, next door, are
getting annoyed about the level of noise from the Ball

The rumpus is due to a huge fracas at the bar... Apparently they have
run
out
of Lager and Bitter.

The manager was last seen flying through a window exclaiming, "I told
you...
at least there will be Mild"

Hard to decide but I would nominate that for the best line of the lot
:-))

Jim Webster


Kevin

Achtung! Welcome to that famous German politician Herr Schnapp...... in
fact to use his full title : Chancellor Kohl Schnapp!

Robert


And waving his magic wand, no its's not Sooty, but Merlin the Wizard! He's
got us all entranced with his spells of warm weather ahead.

Robert

In message , Robert Hill
writes

Getting back to the Ball. I hear the Ministry Of Defence, next door, are
getting annoyed about the level of noise from the Ball and have been
measuring the decibel levels. . Look out here's a telegram from them : MOD
IRATE TO INCREASING HIGH PRESSURE.

Robert


A latecomer

Meet here your logical (!!) companions at the ball, Mr and Mrs Drops and
their son Wayne

(ok, go on I bet someone's already done that one)
--
Anita Evans
North Cumbria
(anita[at]ra.evans.clara.co.uk to reply by e-mail)

Anita says...

Mr and Mrs Drops and
their son Wayne

omg... no, no, no...!!!

Keep him away from the MoD, this is the same guy whose noisy antics caused a
similar incident with the Americans last year.

It led to the Chief of the FBI complaining that "Wayne Drops keeps howling at
my Feds".


Kevin

"SpursKevin" wrote in message
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Anita says...

Mr and Mrs Drops and
their son Wayne

omg... no, no, no...!!!

Keep him away from the MoD, this is the same guy whose
noisy antics caused a
similar incident with the Americans last year.

It led to the Chief of the FBI complaining that "Wayne
Drops keeps howling at
my Feds".


Kevin

Which interestingly enough sounds suspiciously similar to
the headlines in the Melbourne Gazette (Dec 18 2003) :
'Shayne's Drop keeps bowling on edge'
I think you'll find uk.rec.cricket quite informative ref
the above.

Robert

In message , Robert Hill
writes
Which interestingly enough sounds suspiciously similar to
the headlines in the Melbourne Gazette (Dec 18 2003) :
'Shayne's Drop keeps bowling on edge'
I think you'll find uk.rec.cricket quite informative ref
the above.

Ok then, while we are OT again - I must tell you about the awful trouble
I had last time I took my favourite toy to the vets

Lame dogs kept fouling on my Ted

I'll get me coat.......
--
Anita Evans
North Cumbria
(anita[at]ra.evans.clara.co.uk to reply by e-mail)

"Anita Evans" wrote in message
...
In message ,
Robert Hill
writes
Which interestingly enough sounds suspiciously similar to
the headlines in the Melbourne Gazette (Dec 18 2003) :
'Shayne's Drop keeps bowling on edge'
I think you'll find uk.rec.cricket quite informative
ref
the above.

Ok then, while we are OT again - I must tell you about the
awful trouble
I had last time I took my favourite toy to the vets

Lame dogs kept fouling on my Ted

I'll get me coat.......
--
Anita Evans
North Cumbria
(anita[at]ra.evans.clara.co.uk to reply by e-mail)

Think yourself lucky. I've got two Springer Spaniels, and
it's definitely a case of Game dogs keep rolling on my bed.

Better take your hat as well.......

Robert