When it's cold, I don't need to be told to wear a coat. I am big
enough and old enough to know that I should wear a f---ing coat when
it's cold!

If it's wet, I don't need to be told to have the umbrella ready. I do
not possess an umbrella. I wear a f---ing raincoat.

It takes a lot to make me swear on this ng. But DC makes me do just
that.

Jack